Sunday, March 13, 2005
: Bent
Gender Bending Weekend. Explore your other side this weekend through the role-play scenarios below.
Men : this weekend, you are Deborah, a woman of the world who loves the feel of pink silk knickers and would never dream up of going out without any make-up. Deborah loves to shop, especially for high heels and she loves to have her legs and bikini line waxed down at the local beauty salon, where she asks for a 'Brazilian', shameless hussy that she is! Debbie (to her girlfriends) loves it when builders wolf-whistle as she sashays down the high street, but she plays hard-to-get, never forgetting that come Sunday night she has to turn back Cinderella-like into a man.
Several websites have Internet Relay Chat engines built into them, so using my new weekend identity, I logged on and waited for a sleazy bum to approach me. It didn't take long:
You have entered a private conversation with hard78.
[08:02] hey ther hottie
[08:13] hotdebbie waves
[08:13] asl? [age/sex/something apparently]
[08:14] 19 female from diablo con carne, puerto rico
[08:14] whoaa
[08:14] u must b hot
[08:14] I could be. Who's asking?
[08:15] teh man of ur dreams, baby
[08:23] Is that you, Orlando?
[08:23] who?
[08:23] no im hard.. nice to meet u. hehe
[08:23] Cute. How old are you, son?
[08:23] ol enuff to bone u, hottie!!
[08:24] Likely. Well I wear pink knickers if you're interested.
[08:28] what? kickers?
[08:32] Knickers. Go look in a dictionary, under K.
[08:39] that's sexy as helll. take them off for me.
[08:43] I can't. I'm also wearing high heels.
[08:43] take thenm off too and bend over bitch
[08:45] Take them off yourself, you mutt.
[08:49] ohhh u like it roguh dont u?
[08:52] i can give you roguh
[08:54] For fuck's sake. Can't you spell?
[08:54] shuddup bitch i can spel anyway i want to
[08:57] how do u like it u whore
[09:01] With your mouth firmly shut, I suppose.
[09:04] dun mess with me yo i'll cut you
[09:06] With what, your razor sharp wit?
[09:06] i dont get u but u think ur a smartass dont u
[09:06] mayb u need to b spanked
[09:06] Yes, maybe I do.
[09:08] I'm having my periods these last few days.
[09:08] yes you do so bend down
[09:08] wtf?
[09:09] Bleeding all over the place lately. Like a leaky faucet.
[09:09] stfu [shut the fuck up] bith
[09:09] Oh don't worry though, Mr Hard. I'll be changing back to a guy come Monday, so it'll all be alright then.
[09:10] fuck!
[09:10] Not now, dear. I have a headache.
hard78 has left the conversation.
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Men : this weekend, you are Deborah, a woman of the world who loves the feel of pink silk knickers and would never dream up of going out without any make-up. Deborah loves to shop, especially for high heels and she loves to have her legs and bikini line waxed down at the local beauty salon, where she asks for a 'Brazilian', shameless hussy that she is! Debbie (to her girlfriends) loves it when builders wolf-whistle as she sashays down the high street, but she plays hard-to-get, never forgetting that come Sunday night she has to turn back Cinderella-like into a man.
Several websites have Internet Relay Chat engines built into them, so using my new weekend identity, I logged on and waited for a sleazy bum to approach me. It didn't take long:
You have entered a private conversation with hard78.
[08:02] hey ther hottie
[08:13] hotdebbie waves
[08:13] asl? [age/sex/something apparently]
[08:14] 19 female from diablo con carne, puerto rico
[08:14] whoaa
[08:14] u must b hot
[08:14] I could be. Who's asking?
[08:15] teh man of ur dreams, baby
[08:23] Is that you, Orlando?
[08:23] who?
[08:23] no im hard.. nice to meet u. hehe
[08:23] Cute. How old are you, son?
[08:23] ol enuff to bone u, hottie!!
[08:24] Likely. Well I wear pink knickers if you're interested.
[08:28] what? kickers?
[08:32] Knickers. Go look in a dictionary, under K.
[08:39] that's sexy as helll. take them off for me.
[08:43] I can't. I'm also wearing high heels.
[08:43] take thenm off too and bend over bitch
[08:45] Take them off yourself, you mutt.
[08:49] ohhh u like it roguh dont u?
[08:52] i can give you roguh
[08:54] For fuck's sake. Can't you spell?
[08:54] shuddup bitch i can spel anyway i want to
[08:57] how do u like it u whore
[09:01] With your mouth firmly shut, I suppose.
[09:04] dun mess with me yo i'll cut you
[09:06] With what, your razor sharp wit?
[09:06] i dont get u but u think ur a smartass dont u
[09:06] mayb u need to b spanked
[09:06] Yes, maybe I do.
[09:08] I'm having my periods these last few days.
[09:08] yes you do so bend down
[09:08] wtf?
[09:09] Bleeding all over the place lately. Like a leaky faucet.
[09:09] stfu [shut the fuck up] bith
[09:09] Oh don't worry though, Mr Hard. I'll be changing back to a guy come Monday, so it'll all be alright then.
[09:10] fuck!
[09:10] Not now, dear. I have a headache.
hard78 has left the conversation.
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