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Monday, March 14, 2005

: Writ

Graphology Day : Manipulate others through your handwriting

Backward-sloping : You are a rebel
Upward-sloping : You are a born optimist
Disconnected writing : You are introverted
High-looped : You are a dreamer
Extra-wide : You are extravagant
Light-pressured : You are easily led
Different-slanting : You are unstable
Extra-large : You are an egomaniac
Wide-spaced : You are antisocial
Ts crossed at the top : You are a born leader
Is dotted to the left : You are a procrastinator
"Cute" writing : You are an American Teenage Girl

What the hell? How am I supposed to do this?

I just passed a handwritten memo to my boss with my comments (requested, of course) on his latest paper. He looked at it for a moment, held it an angle and asked me why my handwriting had suddenly become illegible. I paused (for effect, ladies and gentlemen) and replied that my handwriting was a reflection of my inner personality and that I was going through a period of metamorphosis. He raised his eyebrows. "Like a caterpillar to a butterfly," I added, and suddenly he understood.


oh, thank you for making me laugh.


- the stressed one  


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