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Tuesday, March 01, 2005

: About Me

Hello. I have many different entities.

I am John Doe and I work for the Grim Reaper.

I am Calliope Stephanides and I am proud to be a hermaphrodite.

I am the Alpha and the Omega.

I am Groklan Mufta, Principal Bounty Hunter for the V'rzan Colonies.

I am one of the Wright Brothers.

I am the man who shot Yitzhak Rabin.

I am Thomas the Train.

I am living my One Hundred Years of Solitude.

I am Rosa Parks and I will damn well sit where I like.

I am Trung Nguyen and I am a victim of Agent Orange.

I am Atreyu Balthazar and this is my Neverending Story.

I am Winston Churchill's forgotten conscience.

I am the Right Hand of the United Nations.

I am named after my uncle, Fabiano Rochelme Da Silva.

I am something I cannot understand.

I am buried beside Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.

I am the words to his melodies.

I am afraid to listen to those who understand.

I am Evita, though I cannot sing like Madonna.

I am Janet Jackson's right nipple.

I am an endless list of entities.

I am small and insignificant, but hear me roar.


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