Thursday, March 03, 2005
: The Lil' Black Book of Paris
Lesson for Today :
You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she is pregnant unless you can actually see a baby emerging from her womb at that moment.
Take my word for it.
I got my hands on Paris Hilton's Personal Address Book. If you don't know what I'm talking about, you can read about it here. I'm going to go call Anna Kournikova after this to let her know that I'm the only admirer of her tennis skills in the whole world.
Some choice contacts here, really. Time to start networking. I'll see you lot at the Oscars next year.
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You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she is pregnant unless you can actually see a baby emerging from her womb at that moment.
Take my word for it.
I got my hands on Paris Hilton's Personal Address Book. If you don't know what I'm talking about, you can read about it here. I'm going to go call Anna Kournikova after this to let her know that I'm the only admirer of her tennis skills in the whole world.
Some choice contacts here, really. Time to start networking. I'll see you lot at the Oscars next year.
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