get wilde.

Today do as you are told. It's much less stressful to let other rule your life, which is why we tend to remember childhood with such a bittersweet twinge of regret. Leave your grown up ego aside today and go with the flow. Stop clinging onto the illusion of free will. In some way, shape or form, every one of your so-called choices has already been decided for you, by circumstances, history and genes. Surrender yourself to others for the day and see how much you really miss it. Here are some commands you may listen out for and obey in your glorious abdication of free will :

• do the dishes.
• pass the salt.
• mow the lawn.
• get a job.
• move along.
• turn the tv off.
• write that report.
• buy milk.
• turn the lights off when you leave.
• speak up.
• change the channel.
• pick up the soap.
• sign here.
• walk the dog.

Mumsy was having all of this. All day long.

Thankfully my friends didn't catch on to it sooner, otherwise I'd find myself hanging from a bridge by me boxers. Bloody perverts, is what they really are. But sense of humour trumps all in life. I can find it in myself to forgive them, even if society will no longer accept me, let alone prod me with a ten-foot pole.

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