Saturday, March 05, 2005
: A Sick Note For Mumsy.
She gave birth to you. She brought you up. She loved you unconditionally. She gave you her all. It's time you repaid her. A mere card won't do. This weekend, take care of her the way she took care of you.
Mother's Day Weekend : Mother Your Mother For A Change.
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Mother's Day Weekend : Mother Your Mother For A Change.
- Wake her up and cook breakfast
- Do up her shoelaces
- Hold her hand as you cross the street
- Write her a sick note
- Breastfeed her (well, it was weird for her too at the time)
- Wipe her bottom
- Drag her around the supermarket
- Bake her a cake
- Play peek-a-boo
- Kiss her boo-boo better
- Explain about the birds and the bees
- Tuck her into bed and lull her to sleep with a story and a kiss
- Give up your career for her
- Help her with her homework
And for the very special mums!
- Carry her around in your stomach for 9 months, throwing up now and again.
Mumsy was having none of it today.
Though I did write her a sick note and it was a terribly good one. I have a talent.
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