get wilde.

Excellent. The monumental first post has been published and a reassuring sense of calm descends upon I, the architect. Let's not muck about with the details then. This is get wilde. I write, and you are presented with two very unique choices : one, you may read and use your brains, heart, loins or whatever else it is that you think with to process what I have to say, or two, you can beat yourself to death with your keyboard. The consequences of both actions are clear enough. If they are not, you should not be here. You should be here.

I believe in customer satisfaction. Please inform me if I have made any factual or typographical errors so that I can hunt you down by your IP address and hurt you until you are satisfied. Thank you. Sincerely.

First up, let me introduce you to This Diary Will Change Your Life 2005. It's a diary and it recommends some things. Some of these things are not very good. People may get injured or end up in jail if they do these things. They are bad things. That is why I am going to attempt them all.

March 2nd is Self-Portrait Day. Today use a digital camera to take the best portrait of yourself you can manage.

This is easy. See how my right hand reaches around to take the self-portrait? What can I say? I have long forearms.


My friends say I look a bit like Tyson Beckford, but I guess it's just the shadows or lighting or something.


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